...Your lunch consists of a Lean Cuisine and a packet of Transformers fruit snacks.
...You look down at 11 AM and realize that you've been working all morning with a big splotch of oatmeal right in the middle of your shirt (today).
...You can't dig your chapstick out of your purse without at least 6 stickers flying out.
...You take a cheerio shower every morning.
...You can't get a song called "Grape Jelly Cure" out of your head and repeatedly catch yourself almost singing out loud, "You take a windshield wiper from a rusty old car, five scoops of jelly from the grape jelly jar, four long whiskers from a polk-a-dotted cat, and you stir them all together withe a baseball bat" at work (today).
...You miss your third blogiversary completely, but it's okay because you know you had much better things to do...